Humorist DW Rhodes is the author of numerous books that haven't yet been written.

He was once kidnapped by aliens. No kidding!

If you knew him in real life, as some people do, you too would chalk his behavior up to the implants the aliens left embedded in his skull.

Dave lives in San Francisco with a wife and two cats, in that order. The cats have equal billing because cats. He also appreciates feedback and comments, not only on this blog but on FACEBOOK and TWITTER too.

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